Stalacpipe Organ as it reaches its 50th
year.
What music might be written that could only be performed for an
audience that is standing 200 feet below Cave Hill? What undreamed
melodies might find expression in Shenandoah’s stone?
Mark Kidd, short
bio.
Pending the completion of his Shakespeare requirement this summer, Mark
has completed his coursework for an English degree with a concentration
in creative writing. After hearing a recording of the Great Stalacpipe
Organ while preparing a Halloween edition of the radio show he hosted
on WRFL (student radio station), Mark found himself drawn both to
Leland W. Sprinkle's
instrument itself as well as the long-standing relationship between
music and caves. In
addition to reading 19th century cave-related travelogues for
inspiration, Mark currently is studying the traditional music of
Appalachia and
preparing for a summer of waiting tables, lighting and sound design,
and trying to get published.
Ergor Rubreck’s
Experience as an Underground River Pilot
By Ergor Rubreck
Shortly after the days of Mark Twain, a great uncle of mine dug into a
cave near Hannibal, MO. He was searching for gold, but instead,
he found an emaciated man near death. His eyes were covered by a
milky film, no doubt the first stages of adaptation to the stygian
blackness of the cave. The pitiable shell of a man identified
himself as “Injun Joe”. He said he was the victim of a scallywag
named Tom.
My great uncle Nelson took him home and mercifully fed him, washed him,
and restored him to health. Joe was so grateful that he taught my great
uncle the art of
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underground river pilotry --
navigation of nether region waterways. I am the second-hand
recipient
of that arcane knowledge. I am sharing it with you because I see
by
the paper that the pilot of a Lost River Cave, KY boat dunked the prow
of a skiff in that selfsame river. About 24 passengers were
plunged
into three feet of water, none with PFDs (personal flatulation devices).
The pilot explained that the official capacity of the skiff was 24, and
that just because 15 persons were in the front two seats is no reason
for the ship to go down (only in front). “It was an act of God,” said
Bob Apples, Chief Pilot for the Lost River State Resort.
I personally know that the length of the Lost River from its navigable
headwater to its terminus at a dam is 144 feet (24 people x 6
feet).
It is clear that the boat was not far from land at any time. Dr.
Horatio Crawdad, the world’s foremost authority on unnatural
underground rivers of karstification origin said, “None of those
passengers were more than three feet from land – straight down.”
It troubles me that the ancient profession of underground river
pilotage has sunk to name calling and disputations among experts. Why
can’t we all just paddle along? I say. My great uncle’s
apprenticeship
to Injun Joe (astute readers will see that “Indiana Jones” is a direct
commercial steal from Injun Joe) taught him and ultimately me cave
river pilotage.
History of Underground River Navigation
Stephen Bishop, the slave guide at Mammoth Cave (1821 – 1857)
discovered Echo River on the fifth level in 1840. His master,
Franklin
Gorin, tried to minimize the discovery by saying, “Old Steven just
found the top of that river. All the water he found has
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